the swing of things

Well I might not be the best to type on this subject but I for one am tired of people with uncontrollable arm swing. Arm swing. Its very annoying. Why must you swing your arms so.
So I'm walking down the street on an unusually narrow sidewalk and I try to pass up this woman but her arm swing is getting in my way. FIrst I should say that I walk faster then most people, just cause. Occasionally you might find me going with the flow of things but i usually walk slightly faster. So, anyway I can't pass this woman because of her outragous arm swing.
I'm thinking what is she trying to do, swat flies? She is not the only one that does this. In most cases its women but in a few rare cases its men.
I don't know why people swing their arm when they walk but we do. Its a natural occurrence. The over the top arm swing is one of mystery though. Its like they are scared of falling over or something. Maybe i should go around and tell people that they have too much arm swing. I would be all "hey your arm swing is disturbing the peace" or "hey that arm swing is out of bounds." It would be better if i could give them tickets. Can you imagine them trying to contest the ticket in court. ooh There could be a ticket issued for arm swing under the influence.
I swear they are gonna end up knocking a little kid out.
Because my mind is jumping,
That is all