insomnia and gossip blogs

Oh how I wish I was sleep right now. Thats all im typing about insomnia at this moment.

Anyhoo, when I'm up late or early depending on how you view your days, I often find myself on those lame gossip blogs. Of course I call them lame but I'm not one to speak seeing as how I'm reading about the going ons of celebrities. However lame I may think they are, they are very addictive.

I didn't find about these things until I was up late one night googeling someone a few months back. I came across this one blog and thats where it started. It was like there is no turning back now.

These sites fill me up with info about the rich and famous, or the broke and famous, or the im all strung out don't look at me even though I'm famous. Things that I never knew I wanted to know until I read it. Stuff like which celeb just "lost" a homemade sex tape. While I'm on the subject of sex tapes, why don't these people hire directors. Seriously who are they fooling when they say they lost it. They know hey want the publicity. I mean, damn, at least make it worth viewing.Anyhoo, I honestly don't care if the gossip is true or not as long as it entertains me. One of these sites has this little thing called H.A.M. That basically stands for hot ass mess. I know right,what exactly is a hot ass mess? Think about it. Its basically a celebrity that for some reason or other is having a fashon crisis or bad hair day, maybe even a bad week and they are spotted looking their worst. I know thats messed up but I happen to think that stuff is very funny. Funny as hell to be precise. I like seeing them looking all messed up even though they are famous. I like hearing about a celeb gettting arrested and then taking some messed up mug shot, especially actors. Seriously how are you gonna take a messed up mug shot when you're an actor considering you have to take head shots.

I have to say that some of these gossipers are H.A.Ms as well. Sometimes they just post crap thats not funny. In case you don't know me, Im always searching for the funny. It helps me get through the day. I personally believe you need to laugh at least once a day. I blame my mother for that. Anyhoo, some of these sites just throw in some completly random, unessary crap. Like they would show a celeb doing a little grocery shopping and say crap like "i know she's not gonna eat that" So i stare at the screen like what the hell. Who cares. Well obviously someone cares cause they keep posting that crap. I just want to read the funny stuff but the crap draws you in as well.

There is actually a blog I came across that is not celeb oriented at all. Her tag line is " So many people try to hide their weirdness...I embrace mine. Heck, I take my weirdness out to lunch every once in a while just to catch up!" I love that. Can you imagine seeing someone sitting at a table in the back of a little cafe having a conversation with her weirdness. Maybe its just me. I can see it clearly in my mind. I've actually seen pictures of this woman and that makes the image that much more interesting.

Damn its late, the 5am news just came on. I really need to be sleep.

That is all...